KT #772 - JOE DEROSA + TIM BUTTERLY (DALLAS)

Kill Tony #772 - Dallas gets yo-yos, homemade tap shoes, a green screen, and a jumping-jack running gag with a few clear refusals along the way. 1. Lawton makes a bucket gamble. He says he flew in from West Virginia solely to sign up, with a return flight already planned. Redban offers a Secret Show spot, and Joe praises how his clothes, persona and comedy fit together. The trip is Lawton's account, and the invitation does not establish that the later booking happened. 2. Joe notices Albert's composure after the meow timer. Instead of panicking, he takes his time and finishes the joke. That small bit of stage feedback is especially interesting beside Tony's advice to Marco: slow down so a room this size can follow the Instagram-ad premise. 3. Colt's appearance has a backstage punchline. After his set, extra jokes and yo-yo demonstration, he heads back to the crew. Tony explains that Colt takes the selected slip, finds the bucket performer and brings them backstage. Colt also recalls meeting Tony at Hyenas and working with him for about six years - his account at this recording, rather than a verified employment timeline. 4. Tony contrasts turning up a character with a natural stage presence. He says Colt does not constantly address him with the same exaggerated delivery offstage, while Aya is much like her onstage self. He pairs that observation with praise for the originality of her writing. 5. Tomek makes a Dallas connection through sporting disappointment, comparing supporting Poland's soccer team with supporting the Cowboys. Joe then praises the challenge of doing stand-up in another country, remembering difficult sets of his own overseas. That is a comic comparison and personal recollection, rather than a sports statistic or complete travel history. 6. Gil's minute becomes a comeback in real time. After a hesitant start, the jokes build momentum. Tony asks him to continue and restart the crocodile joke rather than stopping at the timer, and Gil keeps offering more material. Gil says he has performed stand-up about ten times before; that is his estimate, not a verified lifetime total. 7. Martin brings homemade tap shoes made from crushed soda cans and duct tape beneath sneakers. The prop gets its own demonstration before the Dallas jumping-jack gag returns, now with the tap shoes still on. His earlier batting-a-thousand story is a self-reported college club-baseball anecdote, not a professional sports record. 8. The jumping-jack gag travels through the show, but a request is not always a performance. Scott refuses, Aya is explicitly spared, and Timmy says to imagine an edited version instead. The actual demonstrations and other extra bits are timestamped separately below. 9. Trenton explains why he has kept his chicken-frying job for what he describes as about nine years: the flexibility leaves room for stand-up. He also corrects the introduction - he recalls an earlier Mothership appearance in 2023. That remains a source-announced return, rather than a verified lifetime ordinal. 10. William says he switched up the topical references after Tony's recent feedback about older references. His Buc-ee's discussion then turns into another reversal: enthusiastic cereal talk gives way to criticism, followed by an explicit admission that he was kidding. The routine is not an independently tested food review or health advice. 11. Timmy builds a whole finale around postproduction. He asks the room to imagine effects behind him, keeps the green screen through the interview and stages a mock toothbrush ad. Tony also offers a future panel appearance. The invitation is not proof of a completed panel debut, and the props and characters do not establish real products or relationships. 12. The full stored caption phrase watch finds 11 automatic-text matches for "I love it" and six for "absolutely incredible" across all voices, including opening material. These are not Tony-only counts or independently audio-verified spoken totals. Censored omissions interrupt matching. Sets & timestamps 8:52 - Dedrick Flynn 17:58 - Jefe 25:31 - Lawton Parnell 31:38 - Liz Splatt 37:06 - Marco Garcia 43:41 - Albert Moreno 51:57 - Colt McNeely 57:27 - Ashlie Ann Knox 1:04:32 - Scott Ramos 1:12:21 - Aya 1:21:53 - Tomek 1:31:06 - Gil 1:45:26 - Martin Phillips 1:52:09 - Steven Taco 2:03:06 - Trenton Tebow 2:10:24 - William Montgomery 2:19:18 - Timmy No Brakes Additional comedy & performances 19:49 - Jefe's requested ending after the timer 53:42 - Colt's additional jokes during the interview 56:01 - Colt's yo-yo demonstration 1:32:37 - Gil's requested extra joke and restart 1:33:59 - Gil continues with another joke 1:50:12 - Martin's homemade tap-shoe demonstration 2:04:41 - Trenton's requested final punchline Bonus moments 34:50 - Liz and Heidi's dance challenge 1:03:35 - Ashlie's jumping jacks 1:11:17 - Val's jumping jacks 1:18:52 - Aya's question for D-Madness 1:29:26 - Michael Gonzalez joins the staged audience-kiss bit 1:40:47 - Gil's jumping jacks 1:51:24 - Martin's jumping jacks in the homemade tap shoes 2:09:00 - Trenton's jumping jacks 2:14:16 - William's jumping jacks 2:23:32 - Timmy's future panel invitation 2:24:21 - The staged Kevin Hart substitution 2:25:27 - Timmy's mock toothbrush demonstration 2:28:21 - The staged finale character reveal Which surprise worked best for you: the yo-yo, the tap shoes, or the green screen?